WE ARE SAVED!!

I have to admit that I was becoming despondent. The dollar isn't worth the paper it's written on, the economy is draining away to China, everyone in the world hates us and we have created the worlds largest terrorist recruitment campaign in Iraq. All told I was beginning to think we had really done it this time. This was one we would never recover from. But then I discover that all is well. John McCain has teamed up with Jorge and some other goofy guy to come up with a plan to save us. That's why these guys are so successful at being our leaders. They can focus like a god damn laser on what is important.

Activate the laser!

I am going to sleep soundly tonight. Yes sir!