This story was so big and so disturbing that I needed help with it. So I inverse channeled Rush Limbaugh, generating the new entity, Lush Rimjob, to help right it. So putting the facts into Lush with the appropriate filters gave me this. For your information and enlightenment.
Ladies and Gentlemen, patriotic Americans - hold on to your seat because I have a very disturbing set of facts to present to you tonight. These are facts that the conservative media may have let get to the public in some form, but they haven’t been linked together. Because those in the conservative media won’t ask the right question. Well freedom seekers, truth seekers – Lush will ask the right questions.
This topic begins with the recent economic summit in Davos, Switzerland. Now the United States decided in its wisdom not to really participate in this. But that grandstanding, chardonnay sipping conservative and senate majority leader Bill Frist decided to ignore his countries wishes and attend anyway. I guess he couldn’t stand the thought of all those rich pockets and not a Republican hand to reach in them. But in any case he went. But that isn’t bad enough. The bad part is what happened there.
As this link shows the good senator was chairing a session and a woman came out of the audience and to speak. And Senator Frisk asked her to identify herself. Well, certainly if I’m in front of an audience and someone comes to the fore, I would ask them to identify themselves. Well, if they were someone’s Aunt Mildred I would anyway. But no, gentle and patriotic listeners, this was not your Aunt Mildred. This was Sharon Stone. Yes, that Sharon Stone. And apparently her identify was completely unknown to the good senator. Now Sharon Stone has been trying for more than a decade to make herself known to every male being on the face of the earth and I thought had probably come pretty close to succeeding but apparently the good senator must have missed the boat. But the real question my inquisitive friends, the question we always must ask is - why? Why is it that Bill Frist did not recognize Sharon Stone? Hold on listeners and fellow patriots, this is where it gets interesting.
So what else do we know about this Bill Frist. He is senate majority leader. Okay, but even more interesting, he admitted to killing a bunch of cats. This revelation earned him the nickname, Kitty Mengele. But the right wing media always asks the wrong question. They asked why he murdered all these cats. But the real question; the question that they should have asked, is why did he admit it? Well, also who the hell would want a surgeon who learned on cats to operate on them, but that is a different thread. In any case, back to the admission.
To answer the real question we possibly need to look no further than Bernie Kerick. Remember him? The conservative media want you to forget about him. He was nominated for head of the department of homeland security. And he admitted to having not properly paid a housekeeper with some immigration problems. What does this have to do with Senator Frisk? Easy, and beautiful. Not long after Bernie’s admission, people started pointing out that he sort of maybe didn’t even have a housekeeper. Huh? But, why would he admit to it if he hadn’t done it. Well, because he did something worse of course. So he admitted to something that no one but a bunch of chardonnay sipping conservative law and order types would be upset about in order to detract attention from the apartment donated to help workers at the World Trade Center take a break that he used instead to bang his mistress. It’s much better to take the fall on the nonexistent housekeeper. Then there was the cigarette money and various other issues. Yes, by all means, stick with the housekeeper Bernie.
But some of you have probably already seen the flaw. I mean no one cares about the damn housekeeper, but murdering kitties? What kind of a person admits to that to cover for something else. Well, maybe a lunatic, but maybe someone who has actually done something worse. Hah, what can be worse you ask. Easy.
Bill doesn’t know who Sharon Stone is, so he isn’t interested in woman. He admits to murdering a bunch of cats and becoming Kitty Mengele. Not recognizing Sharon Stone plus worse than Kitty Mengele equals…..
Kitty Kasanova?
Yes, dear followers, I told you this would be as bad as it gets.
Who would admit to killing the kitties, indeed. Well if you were having sex with the kitties first you might. Indeed you might. Anyone in their right mind would cop a Kerick to avoid taking the rap for that.
Am I right about this? Well who knows. Maybe he is just gay.