Felids of the world unite!!

Your great tormentor is in deep litter. It seems that the Senate Majority Leader has been caught with his hand in the kitty treats. Senator Frist, aka Kitty Mengele, apparently has had the eyes of an alert feline hunter on his suppossedly blind trust. This attentive non-attention has led to some very interesting stock trades which are now under investigation. The senator denies all wrongdoing of course. Sort of like when you hear a crash in you house and when you look there is a lamp on the floor and a cat near it giving you the, "what I didn't do it, it fell by itself" look. Bad kitty, bad!!